Christmas Greetings

See the help wanted sign? Yes, we need help with the house and lots of it. In the mean time , with a burst of corny creativity, we present this years version of our Christmas greeting.
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‘Twas the night before Christmas

We are not in our house

Not a creature is working

Except for my spouse

Gunnar & Karl are all snug in their shed.
Who knows what really goes on in their heads?
Michelle went to Portland to visit with friends,

And I prepared to drive for another chucklehead

The limo is shinny,

The minibar stocked

The Limo Man is ready

For a night to be rocked.

I picked up my client at the Rogue Valley Mall

I was told he’d been shopping and was not very tall.

He had lots of packages but he looked kind of hard put.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot.

I sprang from the limo to open his door

He hopped in the back and dropped parcels on the floor.
He cranked up the music and told me his plan

Then the window went up between me and the man.

I drove through the streets as my route didn’t matter.
The man rocked to the music and made little chatter.

When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter, I

sprang into action to see what was the matter.

Back to the window I flew like a flash

I tore open the screen and opened the glass.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a man in a red suit and eight tiny reindeer.

Now the limo is large but you can imagine my fear

to see all these fauna rocking out in the rear.

My other big worry was that of my boss when one person pays and nine come across.

What would he say when he found that the mess

was from eight reindeer rocking a man in red dress.

Then he looked over and saw me, my face all aflame.

And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name; Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To the back of the limo and right out the door,

they dashed away quickly but left something on the floor.

And a wink if his eye and a twist of his head soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

For right on floor in a pile to the roof

was the biggest tip ever and that is no spoof!

And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove from my sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Merry Christmas

Gary & Michelle

Gunnar & Karl