Calling all Geometry Experts

How many square feet is the back patio? Here are some helpful hints:
Triangle: 1/2(b x h)
Rectangle: (l x w)
Odd shapes left over: (W.A.G.)
A. 712 sq. ft.

B. 498 sq. ft

C. 592 sq. ft

D. 636 sq. ft

E. Are you nuts? Who has time to mess with this?

Have you figured it out ?
The right answer wins overnight accommodations at a luxury pad in sunny Southern Oregon.

In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined based on proof of arriving at the appropriate answer. i.e. do the math just like we did!

note: warm temperatures do impact ones ability to come up with good blog content each and every week.

And now, what you all have been waiting for...

Chapter 3 - Stories from Lim0 Man

Can you imagine going to a day spa for 8 hours? I did a gig today for a dentist's office in Grants Ass and took them to Assland. I picked them up at 9:00 a.m. Upon arriving I helped them open up their bottle of Champagne and got them indulged in strawberries and other fruits of choice. They were delivered to a fantastic Spa with superb service. Then, they spent the whole day in the Spa with a scrumptous dinner afterwards. Then, they had the luxury of me taking them home in my limo. The big question is ---- What does one do for 8 hours in a Spa? My honey wants to know!!!!!!! And so do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think one does at a spa?